If I used subtitles, this one would read, “The hardest damned chicken I’ve ever roasted.”
But then, it was also the most delicious, and probably the most fattening, so there you go.
One of the first things this recipe calls for me to do is slather the salted inside of my chicken with a Tbsp of butter, [...]
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